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lottosim:

Sloth on a speedboat

drakefanclub:

whoever made these is going to jail. i aint playin games here

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chilliheatwavedoritos:

I CCANT S TOP LAUGHING AT THIS P CITURE

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R EST IN FUCKING PIECES OSHAWOTT

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thirstiest:

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hokeyfright:

can the science side of tumblr explain this

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swag • per • a • tion /swaəgpərashion/

adj. To channel the swagger inside of you and turn it into pure teleportation energy.

i.e. “dude, this party blows, i’m swagperating out of here”

this person wrote a noun, listed it as an adjective, and defined and used it as a verb

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lulz-time:

Hello, welcome to my home.

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5ky1er:

Mom: What do you want for your birthday?

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